15 October 2006

Do You Like Me Vulnerable?

Have I ever made it clear that I'm pretty paranoid? Do you think the North Koreans will bomb the US or South Korea because of the new head of the UN? Do you think the North Koreans will wage a war? Do you think they would win the war? They have an entire nation of soldiers. The US has a nation of fatties and South Korea has a nation of cell phone addicts.

I think if North Korea started a war and they won, the worst part would be that we'd all be forced to stage those campy productions hailing Papa Kim. Ew, can you imagine? The film industry would be even worse than it is now. Awful, just awful.

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