Sick!

Oh jesus, my TA for this class I had added me on facebook. My stomach really hurts just thinking about it. I don't care if you're a student too, that's not punk rock. Especially if you spent most of the semester macking on all the long island hoochies wearing Ugggggs and Juicy sweat pants. Oh, and he's greasy. He's just... you know, that kind of greasy guy who goes to real people's clubs and buys really expensive bottles to impress girls who are still in their teens and then drop roofies in their drinks. I mean I'm not saying he has, but he sure looks like that kind of guy. IHU TA dude! You're disgusting and stop looking at my f-book profile!

On another note, I really really want to sleep with Gustavo Cerati! Just thought I'd let you know!!